Category Archives: animals

saturday cease-fire #12: fat dogs in costumes

 

i realize that this  probably qualifies as animal abuse, but it’s SO G.D. CUTE.

saturday cease-fire #11: the kitten covers

album covers with kittens

i ❤ david meowie.

75. fur vests

printed-fox-fur-intermixrachel zoe, we need to have a talk.

every time i see you wearing a fur vest or talking about how they’re “bananas,” or that they make you “die,” all i can think if is mr. burns singing the seminal simpsons classic, see my vest.

while i’m sure a baboon’s chest vest would be bananas, i don’t think this is quite what you had in mind.

i’m glad we had this talk.

44. little dogs

dorthy-totothey’re yippy, the size of rats, and for some reason, seem to me to be greasier than most larger dogs.

if you can fit it in a handbag, it ain’t a dog. 

i’ll get you, my pretty, but i’m cool without the dog. thanks, though.