Category Archives: health

89. cancer

unicorn shoots lasers out of its nose to kill cancer

what a bitch.

77. weeknight drinking

funny-pictures-hangover-cat-cardboard-paper-rollsow. my head.

there’s something wonderful about plowing through a bottle of wine with a friend and chatting for three hours, but the only wonder i have this morning is why i thought that that was a good idea on a wednesday night.

76. drinking cold water after chewing minty gum

photolibrary_rf_photo_of_woman_with_gumsweet baby jesus, it burns! i’m looking at you, orbit and altoids.

interesting explanation here, though it’s on yahoo answers, so take that for what it’s worth.

58. chairs without lumbar support

shake-folding-chair-alu-blanothing says “support” like a big swath of nothing behind your lower back.

54. minocycline

MinocyclineHydro_pillsi started taking minocycline about a month ago for my persistent case of pizza face, and hoooo boy. just started developing a headache, dizziness,and am having a hard time focusing. mister antibiotic, i’m afraid that our love just cannot be.

51. being told to eat a sandwich

296449693_82dfc2edc7_oi’m tall and skinny. it’s 3 parts genetics, 1 part a whole lot of ballet when i was in my teens, 1 part sorta-decent diet and 1 part getting to the gym when i can (which right now is about once a week, if we’re going to stop being polite and start getting real, here). so why, jesus/god/universe, why must i be told to eat a sandwich on a weekly basis?

i eat food! sandwiches are awesome! and i’m not even talking invisible ones! bring on the meat! i’m just a bony genetic freak. other women, especially, seem to have a really hard time believing this. and like to comment on my weight, when really, it’s a wholly inappropriate thing to do.

world, it’s true: just because you’re bony, it doesn’t make you an anorexic making excuses. just sayin’.

15. burning your tongue

6a00e54fa6de9d883401053693f073970c-800wi1the price of soup, delicious soup.